I wuz 9 and knew that Princess Aura was smokin’ hot...

WE DO NOT NEED A NEW FLASH GORDON MOVIE.

Quick flash of Kingpin suit. Nice.

The Friday GIF Party is back?!?!

Love the Axe Gang. Nice.

September 12 cannot get here soon enough.

Dick move, moose.

Hydrox cookies - ugh. So gross compared to delicious Oreo goodness.

I hated, HATED the new nano-suit. Same thing with Black Panther - can’t anyone actually take the time to put on the frickin’ suit instead of hyper-compressing it so small it fits into a ring? (Looking at you Flash). Ugh.

Less Blatant Stupidity?

Nope. Would not have worked for me.

D’Argo! Tell him who his Daddy is!

With all due respect Chaplain, I don’t think “Our Maker” wants to hear from me right now. Because he know I’m going to go out in that sky in this plane and I’m going to remove one of His creations from His universe. And when I return, I’m going to drink a bottle of scotch as if it was Chiggy Von Richtofen’s blood and…

It’s been done:

Nope.

SQUEEEEEE!

The first thing I though of was reading the Cam Jansen books to my daughter.