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Good thing the bank robber wasn’t trying to impress Mckayla Maroney...

I’m not crying... you’re crying!

DONKEY BALLS!

Came here to say that... but you did a much better job of expressing those thoughts. Thanks.

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Empire of the Ants! My mom couldn’t get a sitter for me and my younger sister and decided to take us to the movie anyway. Laughable by anyone’s horror standards, but to 7 year old Timmy, it was GIANT FUCKING ANTS EATING PEOPLE!

Zombie swordfight was awesome.

Complete FAIL without Clark Gregg and the rest of the Agents of SHIELD.

TEAM COULSON!

No love for Undead?
SHAME!

Looooooved Kubo. I love all the Laika stuff

STAR WARS: The Low Speed Chase

Rey is No One. The Force remembers.

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My favorites (after Aeon Flux) would have to be Grinning Evil Death and Slow Bob in the Lower Dimensions. Slow Bob was my introduction to the AMAZING stop motion genius of Henry Selick (The Nightmare Before Christmas).

Guardians of the Goddamn Galaxy, indeed.