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To be fair, Julius Randle is widely considered the Kevin Durant of the Randle family.

“The Chicken Roaster” makes me laugh more than any other episode. “Vile weed!”

Space Jam 2

Magic’s duty to either cut bait and put a merciful end to Fultz’s comeback attempts

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

Yeah, that’s gonna be a ‘No’ from me dog.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

I think it’s important to note on every article about how much Angel Hernandez sucks that he is suing MLB for racial discrimination because he didn’t get enough post-season assignments, which are handed out on merit to umpires who don’t suck.

Wow what a horrendous take. 

That juror note makes me nervous about who we have on juries.

I thought I was dead inside, but the longer the video went, the more the tech in the helicopter tried to hook the litter with his foot, the harder I laughed. Then they tried to pay out some rope to... what? I guess they didn’t want the patient/litter to hit the skids, so they let her down, which accelerated the spin,

I had Albuquerque. Should have taken a left turn there.

The Foot Fist Way was actually thirteen years ago!

What do you think, Junior? You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory liquid?

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.

If they had neither, they would figure out how to de-escalate, real quick

Who Died Tonight? All of those Parents who Named their Children “Dany” over the last four years.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Does someone need help eating tape?!