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For those keeping score, here’s how this past week has gone for fans of Atlanta-based/adjacent sports teams: the Braves were utterly obliterated in Game 5 of their NLDS series against the Cardinals, the Georgia Bulldogs choked at home in overtime against unranked South Carolina, and now this. Fucking hell, that’s… Read more

Lots of the narrative seems to be revolving around Verlander.  I think the bigger story is the world beating Astros offense going almost totally quiet.  Bad time to forget everything you know about hitting.  

yeah, 2-3 an hour feels about right. even more if you count the under the breath/semi-silent “woooo” that i get from soccer dads after they sneak their first shot of well tequila in while braydon is at soccer practice.  yeah buddy, that’s what college tasted like!

I 86 at least two bros per week from my bar that look exactly like that. He will have a rum and coke and a shot of fireball and tip $1.

At least the reds aren't gonna lose this october.  

big time timmy jim

that form is still busted as fuuu...

so this is what fish is up to these days, huh? Read more

i for one, like the hair. and i live in a coastal state. also, fuck this, no matter the hair, i bet his program is still 10x cleaner than alabama. Read more

isn’t every pirate looking for a sunken chest a some booty?

what will the players get? well, according to statistics and research, about 74% of them will get hpv. so there’s that...

pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty fucking expensive.

feeling bold? a touchdown and a failed 2 pt conversion would still leave you sitting on the same pot as a touchdown and an extra pt kick. fuck all this stupid fucking math that coaches can’t fucking do (or try to do while twisting themselves into a tool cd). Read more

and i hate myself for the lack of self control the led to me listening to this about once a day for two years straight.

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this’ll end up being the ultimate “pics or it didn’t happen” scenario.

well, according to to this story, you take a picture.  

a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others to provide evidence of inappropriate swim attire. The school district said that “the assistant principal indicated to the parent who took the photographs that it was not permissible for him to take pictures of… Read more

i can’t express this enough, they’re not employees, they’re student athletes.  also, it’s this big...