Well god damn.

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

You’re the Cleveland Browns of Deadspin commenting

credibility means nothing when u suckers all get Left Behind anyway

Jim Tomsula refers to tomato sauce as "gravy."

Fuck YOU.

Neither one can make it through a play?

Also taken: Kris Humphries' original choice, SHE HATE ME.

Looks like Le'Veon got his...

No debate here.

I agree with his larger point. I disagree with that point. Functioning adults can maintain that distinction. If you're interested in scoring some cheap points in the great internet outrage circle-jerk, take it someplace else. I'm fresh out of fucks.

Apparently, these colors do run.

Black Man Minimizes Orangeman, White Men Self-Congratulatory

I'm rooting for an asteroid.

Pretty rich that a team whose logo is a pair of flashy birds riding a pole is talking about "class"

I've been hearing that a lot recently. Very recently.

Sacramento is spelled incorrectly in the image AJ YOU DICK

+1

Yeah, not a good beer. I'm a Coloradoan and I cannot stand 99% of Coors' products.