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Tim Salmon Cedar Board
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Look, everyone knows I dislike Chuck but I'll admit the evidence is on his side: Tim Tebow wouldn’t have gotten a minor league contract either if his dad weren’t also a god

I haven’t seen an Allen with this much poise since Jill walked in on Tim in Home Improvement S8E11, the “Binford Bad Boy” fucking machine episode

Remember when you got fired from BuzzFeed

Next stop: weeping

you should comment more, have at it

The BIG SMOOTH

You're a dildo.

Yeah, pretty common.

could we get a lower res version please

I haven’t seen rapping this bad since the US Navy tried to claim that a dolphin corpse in an ill-fitting shroud was the body of Osama bin Laden.

Next stop Starville!

Don't you dare talk shit about Sheed

Touch one

Why

+1

Cool!

I don't much give a shit

You're the wikipedia of commenters

No one really cares tho