There is no favorite moment. All of them are my favorite. I'll cherish the man forever.

Pre-prohibition? More like CAUSED prohibition, amirite? You stupid fucks

Hey Jason, if Rasheed Wallace's white hair patch was a Wire character, which would it be?

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+you

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I've "accepted" this comment, the fuck that means. <3

Dude, you just don't know the passion of the fan. Last time the Raiders won a playoff game, I skullfucked an Old English bottle.

The guy trying to score laughs while joking about a possible rape in progress is one of the most depressing bits of humanity I've seen.

I've never been thirstier for street justice. Jesus.

No worries, we've all been there.

Tom, please stick to writing about sports, because if you keep writing this well I'm going to give up trying.

Nice shot.

Cool, but what does Paul Ryan have to do with anything?

Anyone here actually built a Seven? I can't imagine replacing uprights and wishbones with stronger pieces that can fit rally dampers would be that insane of a replacement. Seems easier than installing them on a unibody car.

I've had some awkwardly low moments in my life, but the one time I ever actually thought about jumping in front of a bus, I was in South America straddling a toilet in an outdoor bathroom/shower combo at a house with no furniture and broken windows in a neighborhood that serenaded me to sleep every night with gunshots…

I'm not going to judge him because, real talk, Mrs. Claus isn't getting any younger.

To be fair, the Panthers rarely make good decisions because they're always blacked out.

Any tips of some quick cryogenics hacks? My grandma is looking pretty old.

I didn't know dildos even CAME in 160 gb versions