What kind of hack shoots in live view anyway? SHAKING MY MOTHERFUCKING HEAD

Towards the bitter, drug-addled end, Charlie Parker was sadly known to treat Ella Fitzgerald to a Night in Tunisia every now and then.

DEVELOPING: Men who wear backpacks as frontpacks still manage to score chicks, befuddled doctors say genetic defect stubbornly persistent in UK

That's what I'm talking about! Fluffy ass kitten balls! Rock on.

Have you ever seen a cat's nutsack before it gets lopped off? Softer than chinchilla. I wish I had a jacket made out of that shit. I mean, they just throw all those balls away, so it's not like it'd be getting PETA worked up or anything.

Thanks!

THANKS FOR REMEMBERING IMG

After the apocalypse, canned good barons will use her skeleton to cut their gemstones.

That's not Westbrook, that's Eazy-E's ghost. I can tell because he's glowing... with AIDS.

The McQueary biopic is just going to be Daylight with added crying dubbed in.

If only one of those coaches had been ready to rock and roll with a nice concealed justice-maker.

Pictured: Post-DADT basic training.

"FUQ THSOE LIBERAL F***S AT TEH NCAA, THEIR ALL ******* ********* ******"

The start to Leitch's response sounds like the opening to one of Kevin Allison's BDSM tales.

If you're taking requests, I think the S20 is in order. Long live the days of tiny pistons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_S20_engine

Meanwhile, John Kruk can't figure out why no one likes his wether pictures.

"I'm Les Mann with Ambien here to tell you that my lawyer says sleep rape is a valid defense!"

Would Rasheed Wallace be able to sue for libel or slander if a person on the Internet were to claim that his birth mark hair discoloration were in fact a bald spot, thus implying that his virility is in question and possibly reducing the value of any potential male-enhancement endorsement contracts he may or may not…

"200 Million of the Best Reasons to Quit Trying to Be A Sportswriter"

Thanks, Deadspin. Now my girlfriend thinks I'm watching that Nas/Rosie O'Donnell sextape again.