While I agree in general, I think most people loved the current M2. I havent heard too many people claim it was bloated.

Exactly. Who buys a car for having kids in 5 years. Fucking weirdo. Probably irons his socks.

Doug loves his QUIRKS. So many vehicles have their QUIRKS.

Am I the only one who thinks this person’s premise is a joke? He misses the sportiness of a 2006 V6 Mustang? Well that’d be easy to beat in this day and age.

$35k will get you into an early Panamera. Can be had with a V6, it’ll baby, and properly maintained will last quite a while. Also, it’s a hatchback and will hold quite a bit of gear for roadtripping. You’ll love driving it almost as much as you’ll love the other associates wondering how you’re doing so well.

It’s not gonna blow you away, but at around 250hp and with air suspension it’s a fun choice. Comes in around the upper $20's lower 30's lightly used

The sheer amount of editing that went into this is amazing. They need a “helicopter cam” with desaturated color and a static filter.

You know, I enjoy the motorsport for what it is. But I really hate that they glamorize the wrecks in this. They show them in the previews. They highlight them in the marketing. The announcers even say “if you’re looking for big wrecks, you’re in the right spot.”

The true miracle is that a 1970s Subaru hasn’t been reduced to iron oxide powder. My aunt and uncle were fans of the brand: their cars ran well but quickly started to experience undesirable weight loss.

Christ! Whatever job you have isn’t worth it.

It’s not for everyone, and you’ve made it obnoxiously clear that it’s not for you. Why all the negativity, man?

It’s almost like, defensive riding is a real thing that should be practiced at all times. 

It’s a funny thing about exhaust pipes - make them as loud as you want, they still point behind you, alerting the world of your departure not your arrival.

“Far larger than the original Mini” is like saying “far more intellectually stimulating than the Michael Bay Transformers saga”. There’s a lot of room there before it gets up to the level of everything else.

Getting gas every 300 miles or so is “filling up constantly”? 

That’s an R60 Countryman, not a hardtop.

Asking for a RWD Mini is like asking for a hydroplane with a sail.

“Get a used one.”

With 1.4 million square miles of desert, the country provides plenty of land to carve out an exciting route with slave labor.