@blyan is nominal too?: totally agree. I was reading along thinking how me and my 20 yr old friends make stupid jokes like this when I read the rap part, and couldn't help but think that it was written by my mom trying to be clever

@Porschephile™: yeah, Derek D is kinda easy to hate. I do like JF Musial on "the road testament" though

@timothymcn: maybe it doesn't translate in german...

Is Mini unaware that it's possible to turn cars - not crossovers or SUVs - into rallycars?

@MrSnuffles: This man needs to be promoted to Level 6 Laser Lotus immediately!

I hope it remains a GMC cause I've always considered them to be the better-looking version of chevy trucks. They're much cleaner, and subdued.

@RB26Skyline- hibernating bear: that like most of us, you succumb to junk food every once in a while

@mittelwerk1:no #nsfw?

@Rehehelly: agreed. I wasn't aware of any so called "guesswork." Perhaps we are just unwittingly phenomenal chefs?

@armyofchuckness: thank you so much

@Geo Metro Man: I decided that this article was broken when I read that part

@hawkeye18: Oh my god - what is that? Waves of joyous but vague memories are sweeping over me, but I can't remember what show that is

@timothymcn: Edit: (with the car - not the man touching)

I dare anyone to tell me that they weren't smiling during that Strato segment.

@Arfdog: haha - its unbelievable how many of the participants have herpes of the mouth - apparently they weren't just sharing vehicles...

@timothymcn: and the fantastic line:

I contend step two offered more moneyshots.

@blacktf: I guess I just have a hard time not feeling like an idiot when I talk to an inanimate object. It doesn't help that voice recognition is not at the point where I can speak normally yet. I still have to speak slowly while clearly enunciating each word. Coupled with the (admittedly decreasingly frequent)…

does anyone actually use voice commands?

these are cool, but worth the indignity of being called a hipster?