I like what Colin Quinn said in Red State Blue State about how people say that you can still tell jokes, but they have to be in line with the times...

I wouldn’t want to laugh if I had a stick up my ass.  Shit probably hurts. 

Yeah, this kind of malcontent nut job is only fit for one team...unfortunately it is the team that just cut him.

...said the internet tough guy, from the safety of his keyboard while his mom cooked him breakfast and he watched cartoons.

As someone who has skin color that causes no pain whatsoever, let me answer your questions:  Yes and obviously yes. Yeah!

That is a condo, not a house. Still I think you are being generous. I’d say a solid 3-5% could afford to rent a house in West Palm Beach on VRBO.  Maybe upwards of 10% if you are off-peak. 

But he fucked all the white people too...so what? It’s a wash?

The real question is if AB called Mayock a nigger, would they say it is “inaccurate”? 

It is possible to understand that calling a white person a cracker is not cool while still understanding that calling a black person a nigger is worse.

The term white trash is reserved for white people that are similar to trash. What is trash? It’s non-white people. So when you call someone white trash you are implicitly acknowledging that non-white people are by default trash. Tsk tsk. 

If you leave a job and 5 months later they haven’t replaced you, it either means it is really hard to find a replacement or you weren’t doing anything in need of replacing. They are still making the movie despite not replacing her, so I’ll let you figure out which applies here.

That is what she is doing.  Because she can’t leverage her experience or ability, she is leveraging the collective stupidity of twitter warriors.  We shall see if it works out for her or makes her incredibly toxic. 

Oh dawg you are going to get shadow-banned for this. 

You would take 70/62 to say that whites are overrepresented by about 13% and 17/13 to say that blacks are overrepresented by about 31%. Taking the numerical difference in the percentages tells you nothing about representation other than binary direction.

You have no idea what purpose the dog served and every time a black person doesn’t get their way when they throw a fit, it doesn’t make the person not giving them their way a racist.

Seek help from a professional, because you are a sociopath. 

Because she is legally entitled to her seat.  The law favors people with service animals over people with allergies.  

A policy of kicking off white people would be a violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, so no, that would be a very poor business decision (any written policy of discrimination based on a protected category is insanely stupid, if the moral temerity isn’t enough).

4.  To be fair, there are plenty of musicians who thought they could act. Tim McGraw, Beyonce, J-Lo, 50-cent, etc. are all garbage at acting, despite being good in their respective genres. Professional athletes trying to be actors are worse though.

That literally is what he is saying, he is just saying it in a clumsy, borderline-incoherent way.