This is how dictatorships begin and people are disappeared.

When we were kids my parents (and most other parents in the area for that matter) used to say “Wave to Uncle Charlie!” if you were driving past the prison.

When pumped for information, she replied mulishly, that what she read in the office resonated in her sole.

She was just pointing out to Trumpo what kind of wall he should build.

You’ve nailed it with your arch observations... Might be a little pedi, though.

I see you’re quite the heel.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

And she’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

I hope Manson was sedated most of the time for the sake of medical personal.

My boss and I were just discussing Rogue One, we both agreed it was the best Star Wars movie ever.

As a Baltimore fan, I painfully give you this star.

I am with the Force; The force is with me.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

happen to me once or twice ughhh girl

Hopefully Shaq will carve out a little space for a rebuttal during the next Clowning on Photoshops Of Each Other While Pointlessly Killing Time Before the Start of an NBA Game program

Goddamnit I’m a 32 year man doing his business on the toilet and I’M crying now.

I really wouldn’t know. But I cry at random stuff that touches me for me reasons that would seem ridiculous to others so who am I to judge here....

(Been listening to the album all day)