Now you’ve done it Madeleine - I’m cured of using/loving the “C” word. Officially do not want to be like them.

So anyway, I take my wonderful wife to the neighborhood I lived in Baltimore, Charles Village next to Hopkins, and not but a minute after we exit the taxi she steps into a crack on the sidewalk and severely sprains her leg, which means she can’t come to the O’s game tonight! We spent three hours at Union Memorial…

Fiji getting the gold in Rugby is probably my favorite moment of these games.

Not gonna lie, I was secretly hoping for a couple of mistakes from Simone so that Aly could repeat her gold medal from London on this event. Congrats to both of them on a fantastic Olympics! USA! Slay all day!

What time NBC will be showing it? before or after beach volleyball??

The NYPD told Giuliani that having their emergency command center in the World Trade Center building 7 was a bad idea, seeing as how it was on the 23rd floor, was a public building, and had been the site of a terror attack a few years earlier. They wanted to stick the command center out in Brooklyn somewhere that…

This is a picture of a cow I took in Charlottesville. It was not pleased and made noises at me; I assume it was because my gf and I were looking raggedy from spending the afternoon tubing down the James River and drinking alcoholic beverages. Also, enjoy this picture of a plastic camel I took at South of the Border.…

I will actually agree with you on this - sometimes he comes off as forced or “trying too hard”. It’s gotten better lately, I think, but I know what you mean. I can’t even pinpoint exactly what it is, but sometimes his delivery is too over-the-top and cringey for me.

Your black friend is going to shrug his/her shoulders, wipe the fried chicken grease off their protuberant lips, and shuffle over to the watermelon stand for a refreshing snack.

This was one of my first thoughts...but then I don’t know what’s really on CC anymore, I just watch my stories on the app.

same. i cannot stand TDS anymore...

If you mean John Oliver then you can show yourself out!!! He is a goddamn treasure and your opinion is wrong!!!

I see what you did there.

co-sign.

Would rather have seen Trevor Noah go.

This is a bummer but Wilmore will land on his feet. And with so many platforms available to share his insightful humor, it’s not like there has to be radio silence until then.

INTERNET HIGH FIVE!!

Lisa Marie’s husband really committed to the Tom Petty, “Don’t Come Around Here No More” look, didn’t he. It must take a lot of money to keep a man in all those hats.

This was literally me when I heard Beibs deactivated his account:

I miss Thairish. Is it still there? Best Thai-style catfish ever!