As soon as I read this I thought about the one line in the movie Money Ball when Brad Pitt says to Jonah Hills character, “You’re a good egg Pete.”

Donnybrook is in the running for the top spot.

Goddamn you, that’s my favorite one and I blanked! Brilliant minds and all.

It counts!!!! I love it!

Game, set, match, Jujy.

You damn genius, you!

I love and adore the hell out of you Papoo.

Old timey words, ranked by my own decision, which doesn’t need to be cleared by you or anyone else. 1. Ne’er do well. 2. Scallywag. 3. No good nik. 4. Mr. Grahams Crackers5. A bunch of other shit.

I’m on nothing besides my 162 verbal IQ. Writing is like breathing to me. It becomes so burnt into the circuitry of my limbic system that I fall into a hypnotized state, and the subconscious moves the hand in the direction it deems efficient and worthwhile. I am not even aware of what I am writing. The words flow…

Bobby, we have to measure the Universe somehow. Humans, most of them fucking morons trapped in a bag of their own projected shit and fascination with instantly blinking lights, still require the need for self sustainement, like flying cockroaches, who live for about 8 days and just fuck like crazy in the time they…

What the fuck is the response to this? It is so reprehensible that it can’t seem real. My god. Does this man have a soul? We are in chaos, we are in peril. We are nothing. I am out of words. My heart, which loves my country, is torn to pieces.

Oh god, I just saw you were from ethiopia!!! So sorry!

You are incredibly knowledgeable. Impressive. Do you mind if I ask what you studied in college or beyond? Linguistics major? Are you from East Africa? I am sorry if my last sentence in my original reply came off as rude, I sincerely didn’t mean it like that.

It’s elegant, really.

I think you think I am someone who you think I am and perhaps I think maybe you don’t know that I might be playing a character on jezebel.

You’re a damn superstar!

Deb, when did I make a post mentioning the KFC taco?

That deserves a follow.