Welcome back Kara! Good job Olympying and being the “Insane mouth of the absurd doings of the Olympics,” A nickname I just made up for you. I’ve been to the Beijing Olympics and the Vancouver Olympics, and I have one observation, one question. Observation: Watching Snowboarders flip around thirty feet in the air while…

Thanks!

And they know it!! Thank you!

This was beautifully written.

My wife and I have one very clear rule in our house. They are in charge and not to be trifled with.

Here’s some Sapporo and sideways pictured Korean Bento Bulgogi for you my friend, courtesy of Niawana restaurant in Charles Village next to Johns Hopkins. Only four hours til I leave my beloved Baltimore! I’ll miss you hometown, you gritty son of a bitch.

I like this one the best!

Spit out my afternoon beer! (I’m on vacation.)

So many things my brain hurts! Notice how she didn’t use the word wife when talking about her sister, just “family.” and also, she loves her sister and their family, she just hates them and thinks they are going to hell. Also, is that vile piece of scum Dick Cheney ever going to die? I mean, like yesterday please? And…

Remember THIS?!!? One of the greatest moments in the history of the Shit show that is the Oscars? God, I am getting old.

It’s early in the morning. Don’t beat yourself up.

Or, what Godless scientists have TOLD us dinosaurs look like, darlene. Those bones were put in the ground by Xenu to test humankind’s faith in the Buddha.

Me neither. He’s obviously a sociopath though, and before his mind went to shit with dementia, he was probably smart and deceitful enough not to say or do anything to reveal his supreme sadism and lack of guilt. Now though? I don’t think so.

What you wrote may well be verbatim.

Me and my dear friend Michelle ( high school sweetheart and prom date!) of 22 years at Camden Yards last night. Damn O’s lost but Mrs. Court and I got two days to hang out with Michelle and her husband. I get cry face just looking at that picture. She’s become a human rights lawyer for illegal immigrants. I’m just so…

I’d like to think their moral centers simply will not allow them to represent this human piece of garbage. My best guess, though, is that Cosby is losing his mind to dementia and quite simply feels absolutely no guilt over what has to be hundreds of rapes he’s committed in his life and is an unlit match, willing and…

Then it’s about time we draw up our billion year contracts with sea org cause we’re fucked!