Thank you so much.

Thank you sweetheart. I try. I just want to be a decent person. I hope I am.

Thank you my friend.

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

12 more days until we head back to Dubai. We’re with friends at Hilton head South carolina. Feeling real bittersweet about leaving the states but I am heading back to do what I do, which is to help kids who need someone to be their biggest fan, their biggest buddy. My heart lives for that responsibility.

Yes, my love?

Thats for you buddy!

We are! Thanks love!

You out of the grays my friend???

I love this post dammit.

Who in God’s name is checking in on this, the same people checking the genitalia of people entering restrooms?

Thanks Tina! Love ya girl!

Thank you love.

Here’s the wifey and me in Hilton Head SC enjoying Crab cakes with friends! Love ya Jezzies!

1. I don’t know what the hell Boy George is talking about, but I agree with him. Fucking hotels! 2. Leslie Jones is a tough, funny, no nonsense badass who has taken so much racist twitter hate that I am in awe of her fearless ability to keep putting herself out there. 3. Ivanka Trump.....uhhh. 4. I’m drinking vodka…

Seriously, you’re the best Hillary. You were one of the very best who spurred my interest in Jezebel with some amazing writing, humorous, kind, vicious, and relentless in equal measures. You will be missed and all the best and all good blessings in your future endeavors.

None. People are ridiculously neurotic and repressed about the human body, as if nudity of any kind suggests something perverted and lascivious. I’ve about given up understanding human thought and behavior, which is a shame considering my job depends on it.

Why did you do that to Spidey????😞

I saw George Michael in concert twice! When I was ten years old living in Hawaii and the Faith album just came out in 1987 and again in 2008 in DC. I still know every word to the Faith album. God, I love that man.

You are a Jezebel legend you crazy lady!!!!