Bless you Hoyo.

Sometimes I feel my heart is going to explode, it is so filled with love. The hard part is convincing myself I deserve it. Every child I can help to heal, to let them know they are worth every bit of God’s grace and deserving of respect and dignity, to let them know I love them unconditionally, a small part of my soul…

Things I’d rather not catch, ranked in random drunken order: 1. Ecoli 2. A rabid Wolverine 3. A butter knife to my testicles. 4. A Wolverine with a rabid butter knife. 5. Melting brain disease 6. Things that get thrown at you sometimes. 7. A net for frogs. 8. Frogs enlarged by radiation. 9. Gangrene 10. Humility.

I ride or die with you Lauren. Metaphorically speaking of course. Do you drive a Volvo perchance? Those are some safe fucking cars.

I just snorted wine out of my nose!!

Just gave you a follow. Really enjoy your posts.

http://deadspin.com/lebron-carmelo…. Oh hell yes!

Anytime.

Just decided on a Mark West Pinot Noir, the best 8 dollar bottle of wine in existence.

I am feeling conflicted as well. I’m going to drink some more wine and then make a decision. The decision being what other bottle of wine should I open?

Orange County, California. Of course. You know Ronald Reagan was the true inventor of that Patriotic sandwich, correct? I really hope the residents of John Wayne fake Cowboy city have won their hard earned right to water their lawns while it’s raining.

Remember that classic scene in Do The Right Thing where Mookie asked John Turturro’s character why he used the word nigger so much if his favorite basketball player was Magic Johnson, his favorite comedian was Eddie Murphy, and his favorite singer was Prince? And Turturro explained that they weren’t “real niggers?”…

He may be dyslexic or dysgraphic. In all seriousness. There are a lot of classic warning signs. I’m leaning towards dysgraphic, if he is indeed writing these tweets.

Thanks buddy!!!

In Charlotte with my wife. We’ll be visiting Baltimore in August to show her around and hang with friends and watch the Orioles destroy the Red Sox at Camden on the 16th. We live and work in Dubai as educators so this is our summer holiday. Can’t wait to show her how to crack crabs and introduce her to Boog Powells…

Get off my lawn!

We need a Gif!

He believes the earth is flat. It’s not, but his voice is. Also, what a Dick. The Canadien National Anthem is a gorgeous song, one of the finest of all anthems. Also he believes the earth is flat. This should disqualify him from being part of human society.

Yes!

You are at least the 5th person to say that! I actually posted some other pictures of me in this thread.