I love my country. I want desperately to love my country. I’m losing the battle. We are an embarrassment to the world, not so much because of this kind of state supported execution of a law abiding innocent man, but because of what we profess to be, and we are nothing of it. We are viewed as the hypocrites of the…

I need some time to sort this out.

I like you very much.

Have you seen the Scooby-Doo Doo episode with special guests the Harlem globetrotters? Cause that was on Cartoon Network today.

Yoko is sounding more and more like a poor woman’s Jewel.

I love this idea.

This is a gorgeous collection of pics. He’s all our dad.

Impossible

The preferred impossible shoes of Lobsters, ranked: 1. Mini liquor bottles 2. Pepperoni 3. Fortune cookies 4. Sand dollars 5. Custom made titanium roller skates 6. Gum 7. Butter buckets 8. Hush puppies 9. Fruit loops 10. Onion rings

Do you guys think rich people eat Nutter Butters? I’d like to think of them as the great unifier as opposed to an emulsifier, which can take the shape and form of an ancient leprechaun and has potato chips for eyes.

Mariah, just because I didn’t read a word of this post doesn’t mean I didn’t give it a cursory glance so as to have something posted in reply within seconds after it was downloaded.

No. It is in fact, war profiteer and criminal con man...

It’s spectacular, isn’t it?

Shhhh, I am trying art. There will be further art later. Thank you for listening and good night.

Zimba is lactose intolerant I heard.

That’s what my dad said right before he left to go to buy cigarettes! Heroin, I meant. It was heroin.

I like your friend and definitely share your sentiments. It’s appalling.

Of course.

The movie adaptation will win Best Picture in 2018. Going bravely against ethnic type, Emma Stone will play the lead white character.