Agreed on all fronts. As a man, can I replace testicles with ovaries in the last line?

I will wear this with a goat, on a boat, in the rain, on a train, on the track, on my back. I will put it on at my locker while reciting lines from Meet the Fockers. I will drink my fifth beer, here, in the pub, but not the club. I am 39, too old for such a time. I love pink lemonade, the day I get paid, and trust…

10banners not only knows the depth of Serena’s hatred of the LGBT community, but banners also knows me well enough apparently to accuse me of the same hate and bigotry. Wow.

He was a goddamn national treasure!

That burn was fire Phyllis! Extra credit for the Bob Ross mention!

You’re incredibly kind. Thank you!

Your guess is shit, I’m guessing. You don’t know me, don’t fucking presume to.

Dear Ben, Go fuck yourself. ( this concludes my mean post for the hour.)

The only one I can think of was Bjorn Borg. Quit at 25 in his prime, the top player in the world when he gracefully exited to pursue his other life interests.

Can you cut and paste that email on here? Dying to read it.

This Compton girl grew up to be one of the greatest champions and competitors in the history of sport, she bought a home in France and learned French, which she speaks in her interviews at the French Open at Roland Garros. The French fans adore her for this. She is interested and involved in fashion and art. She dates…

Some of them I assume are good people.

Beat me to it waffles!

Julianne, I will pay good money for that shirt. When I get back to the States next week I’m going to visit my high school friend Michelle in Baltimore for her birthday. She came to the States from Bogota when she was 8. It would have to read Chicana Mendez. Where do I send the post dated check?

Sounds about right.

Why don’t they just circulate the real story of Dennis Hastert raping boys right here at home?

You were the catalyst! You embiggened my imagination!

No worries!! I could have been a little more transparent with my sarcasm.

I enjoyed this!

Thanks!