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Maine Coons are amazing! My wife and I have 5 cats, all of whom we rescued off the streets of Dubai, where we live and work. The little one in the pic is Natalie, she has a twin brother named Monk. All of our cats are named after characters on the show Monk or Psych.

1. Are you enjoying London? “ Yes and no.” The simple brilliance of this answer cannot be overstated. 2. The fact that the author felt it necessary to defend Bronte’s womanly servitude 166 years after the fact explains number 1 in its entirety. 3. England’s football team is just wretched, and I find this to be

Yes and no. Drugs were involved. But I am quite fulfilled in my work.

We should do that! Let’s put everyone on trial, especially the homeopathic frauds and natural healers too. It was a broad, generalized criticism that missed its mark and certainly could have been more narrowly and successfully communicated. But I stand by my shitty post, lackluster as it was.

So, as long as there are no more than 58 possible lethal side effects and Pfizer can mark the price up 500 percent, it will be approved in 9 years?

Forever indebted Anna.

So, is Dory, like, lost in the sense that she forgot to take her dexedrine and wound up in some decrepit yet fascinating corner of the Marianas trench, or lost in the sense of she’s spent her entire life working a soulless and unfullfilling corporate desk job and she just wants to write that book or open that candy

As the old made up saying goes, “Vengeance is a metaphor best served microwaved on power level 2.”

Anna, I believed I’ve earned my stripes. Therefore I herefore request degrayment on slot. Here’s a picture of daddy’s little girl to grease the rails.

At least narcissistic personality. Plus she hates herself to the core. Sociopath, psychopath, just plain horrible human being? Check, check, check.

Rest in peace Ron. And all blessings and strength to your fiancée.

Oh good god. Go to a hotel now! Make a bee 🐝 line to the car! Hasn’t dandilyn seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?!

Up at 530am this morning with the cats. On a Saturday. I am marking this on the calendar. Ramadan does something to your circadian rhythm even if you aren’t fasting. Those who are eat from iftar (sundown, 710pm or so) until about 1am, get 3 hours of sleep, have one more big meal before sunrise (about 515am) and the

She looks like an alien pretending to be an actor playing Kim Kardashian who has no idea what a cigarette is but has seen some pictures and is trying real hard.

Done, and done.

I am a man but I’ll take it!

Cause he’s the best. I actually got my first like from Bobby for this comment, of which I am immensely proud.

Thank you beautiful

I like one of these people and detest the other. I am unfamiliar with their names and ability to modulate the volume and inflection of their voices. Perhaps they are selectively mute. Maybe they like Doritos. Maybe they are vegan. Maybe they pretend to be Vegan and eat live chickens in their sex den. I hear both had

Everything in my gut tells me A) this does not end well. B) Trump.