That shoulder bag she’s carrying seems to be leather. You’d think someone who doesn’t have money would carry her things in a plastic Dollar General bag! And look, she’s wearing shoes! For someone who claims to have limited means, having shoes seems like a bit of a luxury.

FFP was an unenforceable law made to protect the already big clubs. Sorry if I don’t get outraged because the newly rich clubs rightly challenged its legality 

Oh, and eat at Arby’s.

Also, constant existential dread caused by the present state of the world.

This is one of the topics I could read about for ever, and still walk away with no real solution. From my perspective (35ish), the nature of ones career(s) plays a HUGE part in it. In my mid to late 20s I was killing myself (really) trying to move up the ladder. By my 30s, like most of my friends, I started putting…

Amazon’s advertising for season 3 of The Man in the High Castle is getting a little weird.

+2 feet forward

I can imagine that he doesn’t ever want to feel like he did that day. 

This space junk can comunicate with NASA from the edge of our universe but my cell phone drops calls at least three times a day. Come on Verizon get your $hit together.

Finally a Ryder Cup team that represents America as it really is.

Unprotected sex

But it has the debilitating side effect of making people on it never fucking shut up about the keto diet.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

It’s just preparing for the midterms.

That's not a Pain Elemental, that's my wife!

Me neither. 5-7 tabs tops.

I say we let Chris Davis feast on its entrails. Maybe he will gain its power, maybe not but he certainly can’t get any worse (do you still have to pay players who die of rabies? Maybe insurance would cover his salary?)

Also 18 year olds aren't millenials.

Is... That a guy in a Winnie The Pooh costume reporting on a death...?

It’s hard when he’s your kids’ dad.