timmy2tone
timmy2tone
timmy2tone

Gonna go read the Wheeling Convention to find the article which prohibits whatever the fuck D’Antoni was wearing. 

*checks to make sure no one died* Ok good.

With young kids, bedtime routines usually involve a precise checklist of putting on PJs, brushing teeth, reading stories, asking for water, getting tucked in, realizing Bunny is missing, going on a mad search through the house for Bunny, getting tucked in again, saying oh wait! I have to use the potty, getting tucked

What a hoot.

He can’t be a thug, to light. So that leaves he’s just mentally ill

What a thug.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Jennifer Connelly.

The Rocketeer was one of the best superhero movies ever. Fight me.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

Art.

They were just pullin for their team.

Who?

counterpoint to starting younger: you would have picked up sports and shredded your body in the name of the game.

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

This needs to be put into the Deadspin inappropriate joke hall of fame. This is classic.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Please explain to me how meeting with Trump is different that meeting with a child.

But, as the first response to this tweet noted, “But summers off!”