Jennifer Connelly.

The Rocketeer was one of the best superhero movies ever. Fight me.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

Art.

They were just pullin for their team.

Who?

counterpoint to starting younger: you would have picked up sports and shredded your body in the name of the game.

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

This needs to be put into the Deadspin inappropriate joke hall of fame. This is classic.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Please explain to me how meeting with Trump is different that meeting with a child.

But, as the first response to this tweet noted, “But summers off!”

Found the Gooner!

I’d go out on a limb and contend that it might be the 800+ wins he has accumulated with mediocre talent. If coach “k” (small case to make a point) had had to win with comparable talent, the win discrepancy between the two coaches would mirror the foul shooting discrepancy of the Kansas game. OBTW, your ignorance…

They bent tiiiiiiiime

Fun fact: in an effort to have them overlook the doping scandal, the Russian Federation first tried to bribe the IOC officials. When they flat out refused the bribe, the Russians the offered to make a generous “donation” to the next IOC charity ball, to which the IOC responded: “We don’t have balls.”

If you can show me a better allegory for the budget approval process in Congress, I’d like to see it.

So you’ve never been to a gas station in PA before. Shut the fuck up.

It’s PA. Restrictive booze laws. So no liquor at a gas station.