So they made a netbook? I am intrigued. I wonder if it is powerful enough to run Final Cut...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

My granddad could drive a team of horses when he was 11. My dad had a .22 rifle when he was 11. I was allowed to ride my bike three miles to school when I was 11. When my son is 11 he won't be able to leave the house. In a way the world is getting too safe for kids.

One major problem I have is that there are no parental controls. So I can set this up on the Wii for my 6 year old, and then watch in horror as he searches for 'batman' and somehow 'Biker babes from Hell' comes up in the results. I ain't got all day to sit in the living room and supervise my kids!

@CodeJanitor: From what the article reads "This new channel is available at no extra cost." Consarn it!

Back and to the left...

I want to punch a pretty girl in the face now. Luckily none of them ever come near me.

Fake or not, that was a great performance.

@meatbag_pussrocket: Wait, what? 'Hill Valley...' Holy cow, I never noticed that! LOL!

I just watched Heartless, and it was pretty good. I guess Bill actually won because I would never have heard of this short if he hadn't complained about ... HEY! I've been snookered!

@RoBorg: Support: OMG, he said he'll call a lawyer! I better flag an outage and call my manager!! Get the CEO on the phone! We have a code RED!!!!

@TableNein: Nice.

In defense of tech support, 80% of calls are simple issues that can be fixed by rebooting or something. Those are the calls the helpdesk gears itself to solve. For the other 20% we hire chicks with penguins. Its the 80/20 rule.

And another thing. Why did he make his Tin Man look so much like Iron Man?

Calm down, Bill. It is not memorobilia unless someone actually remembers it. Get over yourself. Nobody has ever heard of Heartless.

Another reason I wish my name was "Batman". That would be so rad!

Sigh... well I guess I need to Like Gizmodo on Facebook now...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: And someone got paid for that shit.

This is proof that New Yorkers live boring, unhappy lives. Imagine never having seen a balloon before. I guess there are no clowns or Chuck E. Cheeses in NYC. Poor guys.

@DGTLHRT: It may seem that more "events" are being reported because there are more cellphones and websites today than in the past thousands of years. Can you post links to these events?