@vodkanaut: well played. sir.

@ushername: Post some links

I would be honored to have Alec Baldwin call me a bastard. Anything that comes out of his mouth is like smooth jazz.

Off topic but I love that picture, Mr Diaz!

@Jerome Nichols: Thank you for sharing some unbiased first hand knowledge of the subject!

@m.m.shaefer: By law beef is not allowed to contain any residue of antibiotics. [www.beefusa.org]

@No.humor: Tell us more! What are the practical applications? Can you coat the bottom of a speedboat like others here have suggested? Is it super expensive?

So when will my underwear be made of this? It would have come in handy this past weekend, that's for sure...

There is simply no series like BTTF and I don't think there ever will be. I still get all goosebumpy when Biff gets knocked out.

Shenanigans! There are no condiments on the hamburger. The bun, fries, and burger are dry enough and fatty enough that they will not mold. Put a handful of peanuts or potato chips out for 6 months and you will see the same thing.

Judging by the blank looks of people staring at their smart phones and DSes, I think he got the "Drop out" part right too.

Or... don't look at porn?

"Now pay attention, Bond. This switch here opens the phone compartment, and if you push this one, the couch will eat the woman sitting on it."

@Befitzero: LOL! What did you think it was going to do? Drop M&Ms from the ceiling?

If you want to start a heated discussion on a blog site, post an article about Apple or art. And here is my two cents.

@Philip Han: Lighten up, Francis.

I think that dark sky picture is 'shopped or a long exposure or something. I've never seen stars like that.

So that's why he didn't return any of my phone calls or e-mails!

@SexCpotatoes: I celebrate the man's entire catalog.

Just more proof that the FBI is [redacted].