Isn't it spelled "futoures" in England?

@debilitating: You read my mind, and "poit" was the exact sound effect I was thinking of too!

I like the suspense they added there by making me watch 4:50 minutes of crap before I actually saw the yo-yo. Maybe I'm just angry that I don't have any free time to dick around for hours on something completely pointless that doesn't even work...

@Torchednutz: What were you trying to say? I got "stupid" and "ignorant".

@t5brick: LOL! Was the scooter made by Toyota?

I can kind of relate to this guy. I remember going through the mall with a stroller and getting angry because people too lazy to use the escalator were tying up the elevator.

Star Wars in the theaters. I will be there. 'nuff said.

@greg12: Did you offer them an energon treat?

The dessicated remains of the pilot were still inside, clutching the GPS that led him to his doom.

Congrats, Kat!

@Sean Kladek: If the picture was of three or more people at a Spring Break party, there is a chance someone has a nip in their mouth. There is no direct connection between spring break and breast feeding, just a coincidental connecting, by which I mean pictures of nips in mouths.

It was probably a bad idea to start replacing windshields with GPS devices.

I'm alive! Aaaaliiiiiive!!!

@Wozamil: My company does because we own our own paging infrastructure. I am rocking the Advisor Gold, baby! Luckily I don't have to carry mine around out in public.

@D-Driller: So you searched Google to find out how many square feet are in an acre but you didn't read the first paragraph in the story?

@im2fools: Now I am picturing Steve talking to a girl in a bar saying "C'mon baby, do it for the Jobs!"

I'll bet this idea will make him extremely rich until, in a few years, they find out his glasses make people go cross-eyed and he loses everything. Except for an ashtray...

I like to think of myself as a contrarian. Whatever anyone else is doing, I try to avoid or do the opposite. I don't want to wear a label. That is why I hate advertisements that tell people to "be different" in exactly the same way everyone else is being different. Cowboy boots? Cool. A room full of cowboy boots? No…

I seriously want this for my EeePC netbook (don't judge me). Is it opaque? Does it have an apple logo cutout? Or did the person who designed it not think about how the glowing Apple logo will be visible? I probably need to upload my own version.

There is a lot of meat still left on the bone after the good meat is cut off. It may look gross, but it is totally edible. Mechanically seperating it means putting it into a very powerful grinder that pulls the tasty pink meat away from the bone and gristle. Some bone does get into the mix and it is not the most…