It really just needs to recognize underage teens, right? Amiright?

I love all those active good looking people ignoring the exciting and beautiful world around them and staring at that tiny little screen like freaking zombies. Makes me want to get one. :)

Is this like that locked room in my house that the previous owner told me never to go into? Is there a hellmouth in my PC too?!!?!

So epic, I am not even going to try to get in on it.

If iPads are the reason netbook and notebook sales are dropping, then it is proof that most people just want something to dick around with and check email. They don't need to edit video, or build spreadsheets.

In other news, 50% of laptop shoppers only want to impress their friends and look cool while checking email.

I think whoever said they were online while having sex has a very loose definition of "having sex". PC tools probably should have specified that it meant two (or more) people were involved, not just an armchair and the Shake Weight commercial.

He should have turned some lights on in the basement before shooting his video. Maybe he didn't want to wake Mom.

I had an old Betamax VCR with knobs on the top to adjust the tuning for each channel. If you tuned the TV to channel 4, then turned down the brightness, you could tweak the Betamax enough to see some b&w nips.

Great video of a guy WATCHING a water skiier. Next up, videos of a guy standing on the ground watching a skydiver, and a guy sitting on his couch watching a guy driving a race car on tv.

@JSharke: Never enough

@CaptMorgan74: Indeed. I have seen quite a few daguerrotypes in my day, and one can tell forthwith by examining the silver plates.

So she ignores me unless I say what she wants to hear and she is only pretending to be interested in my problems? When did my wife get a job at Paypal?

Don't get me wrong, I love Lego! But if I spent all my time taking pictures of minifig heads and working out the related statistics for theinternet, I would cry myself to sleep every night. My precious time is better spent building a Mindstorms Wall-E...

Two thoughts come to mind.

$3000? I wish there was a country named "iluvcarebears"...

My first experience with the Wii remote reminded me of the pure joy I felt when I picked up my first Atari joystick. I don't think that type of bare simple fun is what the PS3 is about, so I don't know if these lollipops will sell. Replica guns and motion controlled swords, maybe. But I don't expect anyone to buy a…

As a kid I used to tie a rope to the handlebars and use it to steer my bike like a horse. I would have totally owned this. I didn't have many friends...

They have those here in Charlotte, NC, but they didn't say anything about fines. They say they use the data to see how often they need to pick up the recycling, and to remind people to use it.

I am wearing that same outfit. How weird is that!?!