@jimmy889: Actually I think it's based on how much of a prick you are.

@ddhboy: Speaking of old Gray, I always found that kind of fishy. Has anyone ever set their phone on a barstool? I would be too afraid of it sliding off and breaking, and I have a crappy old WinMo phone, not a state of the art unreleased superphone. I think it was a conspiracy.

@3Djesus: If you can get someone's user ID, that is half the battle. Most people use the same user ID and password on every site. Their passwords are their kid's or dog's name and/or their birthday, which is usually available in Facebook.

@ಠ_ಠ: I would try that but I sometimes wet the bed...

If they had said it caused testicular cancer there would be a run on waterbeds. In fact, I ain't taking any chances with my boys. I'm sleeping on the floor!

Too much redneck and not enough #lawnmoweronastick!

Spoiler alert!

I haven't seen it yet, but I heard that he is actually a replicant.

Jesus read a lot and as a kid he explained to adults about how things worked. He never got married and was kind of a Momma's boy. He even went to Jerusalem for a convention. Sorry, WBC, he is one of us.

At least they HAD motorcycles. You came to the fabled 12th colony in your Mom's old station wagon.

Before we discuss this further, lets come up with a name that doesn't make me giggle so much.

@jamister989: The Dark Fissure

@xaronax: Have you tried disposable?

You just can't trust a trailer but HOO MAN!

It is stylish and attractive. I think it would look great with my ass-less chaps.

Personally BP has lost all of their journalistic integrity. I will never trust a story I read from them again. It is as if their news posts and pictures are designed just to make them look good and not tell us what is really happening in the world!

YEAH! Suck it Console Queens!

The graphics guy probably had to suddenly change his deadline and rush through these pics because an executive wanted him to fix his niece's lazy eye in all of the photos from her sweet sixteen party.

@nataylor: And punch him?

@bjaxon: It worked when I said it to my wife! ;)