I want my next shooter to have a puddin' gun!

Is this like when we made cigarettes out of tea bags and notebook paper in summer camp and that one fat kid started going all nuts and said he was wasted and we all just laughed at him and made him move his tent?

"with Mac Montadon" 'nuff said.

WTF did we enter a time warp? I suspect you post crap articles like this just to sell Heineken ads. Cool refreshing premium Heineken Light...

I don't know if you can be forced to become Catholic. I think you are not really Catholic until you go through Confirmation. Also, if you don't believe in God, then it was just a bath, so get over it. It's ok to believe in God or not. Just don't be a jackass about it.

Reality distortion field FTW!

Is it getting colder? I can't breath... Can anyone else breath OK? OMYGOD I swear my ears just popped!!!!

I am really torn about all these crappily drawn internet cartoons. On the one hand, they can be funny. On the other hand, freaking learn to draw! All you did was copy and paste 7 times you lazy turd!!!

I keep my cursor off to the side of the screen to avoid triggering annoying pop-up adds. And as far as search screens go, the mouse really only works when you want to, you know, click on something, so again, it stays out of the way.

He'll still never get picked for kickball...

I think they really need to do a study on who is giving out research grants for this crap.

Now build those onto a robot that can fetch me beer and cheese sticks and I'll be good to go!

HAHAHA! So to make you think you are getting better reception they tweaked the signal bars. I wonder if all cell manufacturers do this. And was it a request by AT&T?

I was going through a box of old cables and realized I didn't need any of those red/white/yellow RCA cables any more. Or the s-video cables I remember always needing.

That's why I delete all my furry pictures before going to the Apple store.

I hate ads. Especially when the exact same ad shows up in three different places on a web page. That is unless it's the exceptionally well-handling and precisely engineered 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee! American ingenuity at its finest!

If you want to try upgrading ask a PC modder. We LOVE to discuss hardware and will gladly offer help and opinions.

Turn off the autofocus!

"Live Worldwide" just doesn't have the same exciting connotation any more. This post just went out live worldwide.

Does anyone remember the first Apple computers? Way overpriced compared to the IBM PC clones coming out. And they weren't the only computer startup at the time either. I would have considered them a long shot too. The Steve's had nothing to lose because they were broke. Ron was the only one of the three who had any…