Hmmm. I wonder if that was why they showed off those silicon bumper covers. Maybe they knew your phone was doomed if you took it off. Maybe they finally went too far on the form versus function scale.

My wife works at a cable channel and it's a mess. Sometimes the shows add the bars, sometimes it is done at the network, and the bars are never the same size or color. When it finally gets to broadcast, it may look fine on cable, but not on Dish or DirecTV. One engineer made them refeed a show because it had no bars.…

Look at his picture here and you will know why he got mugged.

In most cases like these it usually turns out that the officer was not properly trained for the situation and had to use their own judgement. Cops, like doctors, lawyers, programmers, and bloggers can sometimes use bad judgement. It's just that most other people don't have tasers and handcuffs.

It was Bender

So Kato is the superhero, but billionaire assclown Seth Rogen makes him wear a chauffer's outfit and treats him like a sidekick. That sounds like a great SNL skit, but it will be hard to fill a whole movie with that. Although, I did like this movie when they called it Mystery Men.

I was putting some of my old LEGO sets together with my kid and as I was digging my way around the bin for the fifth time looking for that darn yellow car door, no not the left one, the right one, I remembered how much fun I had building stuff as a kid.

@technomat: I think BP is getting the blame because they were paying Transocean and all the other contractors/subcontractors. The boss is responsible for his employees, and gets all the blame when they screw up. And, who the heck is going to buy a funny anti-Transocean t-shirt?

Wow, it moves its arms AND its head?!? Fantastic.

Well, if I have to dress up like Zatana to get the new Droid, why then that's just what I'll do.

Not bad. The 1924 Invicta sounded a little tinny, but the '49 Continental was spot on. Then when he got to the '70 Triumph Standard, I was like "YEAH!!" That one brought back a lot of good memories...

@Quasigizmodo: You are MY role model!

I want a pair of 1980's style headphones with the metal band and the big orange foam earpieces. That would rock the Casbah!

@Kraken: Thanks for the correction. It seems the entire internet has it wrong too. Google 'earbuds' and see what you get, smartypants.

$700 for a crappy SNES? No thanks. But get it to play Starflight, and I am IN!

@FriedConsole: I agree, you need to realize that not all people got a computer when they were 7. Of course, it is still ok AFTER the call to make fun of them to all your coworkers.

But, does he understand about the retinas? TELL HIM ABOUT THE RETINAS!

Why not? My phone already smells like my balls.

It works if you search for "Google" too!