Considering all of these recent pay increases they are able to give out, you have to wonder what Foxconn's bottom line was. Holy moley! I should open a Chinese factory!

Also in love with my wee little eee. I use it for school so the inability to run games is a good thing. I don't need the temptation...

I work in tech support at a pretty big corporation and I get at least one call a day from someone who fell for a fake virus warning... They always start by saying they were doing "online research". Yeah, right.

Needs work: Incontinence

@JayCutlersInsulin: Hear ye, hear ye...Ye Olde Town Backboard declared crappy by all!!

I dont need your money....

@revrun: Can I get a Todd Jadlow? Eric Anderson? Jay Edwards?

An Eric Snow sighting....better than on the court I guess.

@urabl: And the neon Budweiser guitar, of course.

a retirement community newspaper

I have no earthly idea where this game is being played tonight.

@DeepFriar: Or some sort of fermented chicken drink.

@Doyle McPoyle: You have....MISSED the game winning field goal.

Needs more band carts.

@the_h_is_o: Another setback for Ohio....to be fair....Steubenville is basically West Virginia.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: ....at the 'you know what'

We're just a couple of pro hockey players, out on the town in Buffalo, wearing sandals, grabbing each other's balls. Nothing to see here.