No....some super virus that makes all his hair fall out.....5 to 1 he quits the race

If there was ever a time for a kidnapping... Make it happen

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

I suppose if you’re going to essentially repost the same head-in-the-sand Vote Blue rhetoric you did yesterday, the least I can do is repost my fact-filled response as well.

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…

I would die for an NFL films-style highlights package in this game. Maybe an end-of-season recap or something. Get the narrator in, play it all real slow, use the on-field voices to break it up, it’d be great.

While this seems like a cool idea, I imagine it getting old really fast. Part of the appeal of the games for me has always been the “mundane”. The mid-2nd quarter drive where I dunk a few 10-14 yard passes and carve my way down the field to score, or smash a few 4-7 yard runs to set up good play action. It’s those…

Wish I had something more clever to say, but a simple “Man, fuck this guy” will have to suffice.

Man. Fuck this guy.

I’m just going to drop this off here, and get going... I see so many (all) Bengals fans are still blaming Joey, or “Jerry” (according to Pacman) Porter for their entire playoff loss.

I am a Pittsburgh native and nothing about the Bengals (not Burfict, not shitnuts Jones) infuriates me more than the short sleeve and tie combo. Who on earth thinks this looks good? Copier repairmen?

That would be a great series for Drew to write, but the saddest part is that the NFL might not even be in the top five.

Only the dads are not.

No.

Zero, because he doesn’t eat the crust

Drew doesn’t really know how to use Kinja.

Heights and being in open water

Is there even one argument as to why Parks and Rec isn't the greatest TV show of all time?

It’s all of them in a massive tie for first

1. “Inside the park” here is redundant. It’s implied when you say little league home run.

Best analogy I’ve heard: saying “All Lives Matter” is like going to a doctor with a broken arm and being told “All Bones Matter” and sent home without being treated.