Messi Hurt; Assaulted by Math

Who?

That catch literally looks like a catch from a Madden game where the ball glitchteleports into the receiver’s hands after hitting their avatar.

Also, how is it 1-0?

Yeah, but at least with that, you had a sense of closure to the situation. You knew, for better or for worse, exactly what he did. With this sort of thing, it’s probably going to drag out for a long time, and ultimately, he’ll have no charges filed (likely due to a settlement). And then as a fan, I’ll be caught in a…

Diehard Buccos fan here (who owns a Kang jersey). I really don’t know what to say, man. I’m shocked, devastated, and furious. Outside of Cutch, Kang is probably the most beloved player on our team. He came over from Korea as an enigma and won over the hearts of the fan base with his play and attitude. The latter being…

Joe Pera is the Best Bills Fan

Indeed. These debates really bring out people’s pro-management bias. Underneath it all, athletes are labor, but labor sufficiently privileged to occasionally choose the location of their work. Why shouldn’t Durant do what he wants? What the fuck does he owe the Thunder?

It’s funny (by which I mean mind-bogglingly stupid) when grown-ass men debate sports decisions as if there was some kind of serious moral principle at stake. Oh no, a player chose to win and have fun over not winning and not having fun; stop the presses!

As long as Jimmy McMouthbreather keeps buying more beer when he sees more beer commercials I don’t think ESPN is going to stop pandering to Jimmy McMouthbreather.

This is the dumbest fucking argument I’ve ever heard. So pro athletes are bad guys when they go for the biggest bucks. But they’re bad guys when they go for less bucks to go to a team that is most likely to get them a ring. I guess the only right move KD could have made would be to take less bucks to go to the Knicks.

I’m no doctor, but I don’t think the trainer yanking the dude’s head up at the 30 second mark was the best way to check whether his spine was broken.

I should have took note of the gut kick, though. Pierogi are all head anyway.

Goddammit, you’re right. Fixed.

That’s clearly a Stone Cold Stunner.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

1995: “This DirecTV service sounds like a fly-by-night operation that simply CAN NOT keep up with Primestar.”

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

I just don’t have any more words about the level of sadness, but mostly anger, this whole story makes me feel.

Donald Trump is a leading candidate for president. And THIS surprises you?