I always liked Shaq, but now, now I love him. He’s like Barkley, but with rings and a conscious.

This is all just leading toward a Barkley run-in at Wrestlemania, isn’t it?

The fence thing sounds petty as fuck. Then again, this is high school football we’re talking about, where a football mom will metaphorically shiv you if you block her view or talk shit about her baby.

So one these guys got into an altercation with police after running onto the field and harassing the officials, and the other said some bad words in the locker room?

Thanks, first madden I’ve owned since 2001!

Thanks, first madden I’ve owned since 2001!

Or, if it’s a Penn State/Baylor game, that the stadium doesn’t spontaneously explode taking both teams and their fan bases with it.

No idea but a close friend of mine used to date a guy who partied with Jeff Reed a lot during his time with the Steelers. Said guy used verb “hoovering” to describe Jeff Reed’s cocaine usage.

Always a tea-bag truther in the crowd

Just ask Chris Chelios:

He tried to leap around Lundqvist? But not before putting his shoulder under Lundqvist’s chin and then “leaping”.

Off topic, but I’m at a Sixers game a few weeks ago. There were about 15,000 there to see them play the Hawks, probably based on a combination of Embiid fans, and the fact that people who bought packages to see the Cavs/Warriors/Thunder were forced into including the game in their package. Time comes for the national…

The Seahawks have been good since Obama won his second term. Did you miss the four straight playoff runs that culminated in two Superbowl appearances and one Superbowl win?

Don’t try to pit those sacks on anybody but the o-line and the front office. the front office willfully put an absolutely horrendous team on the field this season. Its no secret that they didn’t even try to field a competitive team. Which, cool, you want good draft picks. But you’re also putting player’s/qb’s careers…

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

Yeah, no change.

How do we lose?

The NFL has a rule around this:

The real problem here was the clock stopping after each offsides penalty. The offense snapped the ball like 10 times and got 3 seconds off the clock. In theory, the defense could have gotten unlimited attempts at this, with the only penalty being 5 yards (and eventually half the distance) as long as the clock wasn’t…

It sounds like they timed it JUST RIGHT and made the center fumble before he could exchange to the QB. An extremely difficult thing to do, but it’s possible in high school where the level of skill is much lower. Would be almost impossible in the NFL.