Yeah, I grimaced at that line. *glares in Haunting of Hill House’s direction* 

“cry out for the extra space of a TV series. At mere feature length, the sweets are too sweet.”

I mean the original was about cultural colonization and appropriation of myths (even going back to the original short story, though that was more focused on class than race.) 

That is not true at all. He was lynched because he had a child with a white woman. He was called Candyman because his body was covered in honey.

Then he should probably sue for that and not child pornography, because frankly that makes more sense.

I mean, guy’s probably entitled to a bit more scratch out of this than he’s made so far, but making a child pornography claim really seems like over-egging the pudding here.

I contend that if you forget how iconic they are and actually spend a while looking at them, all of Fleetwood Mac’s classic album covers are actually really crappy. Mirage is probably the worst, but Rumours does have Mick Fleetwood with stupid dangly balls.

If the Nevermind cover is child pornography then Ann Geddes better watch the fuck out.

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

“there really is a worthwhile stand-alone episode to be made playing off the concept of gays who are hooked on Dead By Daylight and the way that game just shoves popular horror imagery into pointless (but fun!) multiplayer gaming.”

I very rarely play video games—but, hey, I am gay! Is gays playing Dead by Daylight some…

I enjoyed the absolute trashy quality it fell into.  Everyone dies and is suddenly back two minutes later.  Entire plot lines end one episode later.  Half the dialogue is quips.  It was endlessly entertaining.  Asylum is probably better on an objective level but Coven was definitely the most fun.  Especially compared…

I know its not a traditional season, but its hard not to compare it to the previous seasons. Also hard disagree, Freak Show at least had Twisty. Hotel for me was a spiral into blah.  Will agree on Asylum.  Coven is my personal favorite for entertainment reasons, Asylum is actually good.

Remember the South Park episode where they had their fictional gay character say that private businesses should have the right to discriminate against LGBT+ people?

Yokoism

Like I said, no Slipknot fan, but I love “Eyeless”. Easily the best song they ever did in my eyes.

I’m just relieved that they didn’t use a slow, mournful version of the Ghostbusters theme.

Juno, Thank You for Smoking, and Up in the Air are all comedies, and are all quite funny.

Yeah, my gut instinct is that this is falling into the same trap that the Star Wars sequel trilogy fell into—falling in love with its own nostalgia to the point it can’t do anything original or even interesting.

I did notice that about the effects.