Imagine the fit had they’d stumble across a Time Killers cabinet!

Speaking as someone who loves the movie, this doesn’t really have a narrative. I mean, it technically does, but it’s absolutely paper-thin and isn’t what you’re here for.

It’s a fantastic movie if you’re on its wavelength, and a goofy never-ending bore if you’re not. I’m fully on board with it and think all the “scariest movie ever” hype has something to it (I certainly can’t remember the last time a film made me feel such bone-deep dread), but it isn’t hard to imagine someone getting…

Adults put very little stock into other adults telling them what is appropriate entertainment for adults. I pay my mortage, I can watch exactly as many blue cat people movies as I want.

“My dad was very matter of fact “adults want to see mature films with adult humans in them”

“Everyone treating this film as though it’s a contemporary of films like The Fabelmans and Tar”

You really just hate being alive, don’t you?

It is really so hard to understand why this happens?

Dogs are good, even if they happen to be shaped like a giant turtle

We need a geoup/clan called the Middle Finger where 5 members are summoned to protect Turtle Pope as soon as he’s attacked and you can freely invade killers of the turtle pope no matter what they're doing. 

I’m surprised “Pope Tortoise” isn’t the preferred name what with its similarity to real pope names.

Before the batmobile was even on screen, we felt the revving of its engine under our seats, which gradually became more powerful as it slowly teased.

“people act like the Souls games are these clockwork, precision instruments”

No way could they include an Easy mode, that would ruin the BALANCE OF THE GAME!

The thing is, these started out as niche games and nothing has really changed very much since Demon’s Souls. UI, Menu’s, Combat, Stats, Lore, vague storytelling, are all pretty similar to what we had in Demon’s Souls. This is what the fans have always liked. Now Elden Ring is a huge hit and it’s bringing in a ton of…

Everything you’ve listed here is completely optional to the player.  Get stuck on a boss? Summon help.  Melee too tough? Used ranged bows or spells.  Care about the Lore? Read item descriptions or look it up online.  I don’t see how any of this is bad.

Same type of freakout happened in the subreddit for Resident Alien after last week’s episode featured “girl power” set of story lines. The writers had the temerity to include a joke about vaginas and give a girl in a hijab a couple of lines about female empowerment. The anti-woke brigade couldn’t handle that much…

The Hobbit should’ve been two movies at most. The biggest problem with the Hobbit trilogy are the call-backs to LotR and all the crap they made up and stuffed in there to pad out the movies.

September!? I thought this was Amazon Prime... it should be available by 10 PM tomorrow, delivered by an overworked, underpaid employee who tosses it down my stairwell.

In the one ring dot net chat tonight, anti woke showed up in chat and made racist comments. The chat had to be shutdown. So much hate. What a sad world we live in.