I’m assuming the hackers, not the scalpers, is what caused Nintendo to stop production.

Is it possible that Zeke would need hormone medicine while out on the island and Varner picked up on that?

The best part was that JBL wouldn’t shut up about how it was a waste of a beer. One of the few times I’d agree with him.

Here is my cat Cambria “gummy-bearing”. Both my cats do this a lot.

Is she wearing pajamas?

You do realize it is a StubHub reference.

What could be greater than golf with a gator?

I expected the “gnarly, graphic and gross” photos to be much worse considering you used the same photo in the header of this article.

Last year was a travesty. I’ve got my pitchfork ready again this year.

T-Nasty sounds more like the name of a pornstar than a superhero.

I’d be bummed if I was a PSG fan, but not because of the guy at the top.

I love that one comedy, Terminator 2.

rm -rf servers

I really hope “Take the Draw” got his name from the movie Searching For Bobby Fischer. I still sometimes quote that line in a lispy voice.

Wasn’t Terminus the place in the Walking Dead with the cannibals? Maybe instead of the cringe-worthy “we will stomp you out chant”, they can change it to “we will eat you out” ...

Real fans don’t need drums.

I actually just beat Earthbound last night after buying it on eBay for SNES and then waiting two years to actually play it. It’s a fun game which took me about 30 hours to beat. It requires a fair amount of grinding which I always liked as a kid, but now since I’m in my 30s, I find it tedious.

I feel like Abe Simpson when it comes to these Compete articles.

I was a beast at Goldeneye. Look at my screen all you want, it wont help you.