Oooo, Goldeneye was mentioned in the article. A game I finally know!

My Dad always taught me that UPS stood for Useless Piece of Shit. Thanks Dad!

I watched Bad Moms on my last flight which had a full frontal scene which caught me off guard.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

I’m more curious what happened to his Colton Schmidt tattoo.

Yes, I love the new Columbus Crew logo way more than the 80's hip hop logo.

I remember hearing it as, “Yippee Kai Ay, Melon Farmer!”

This doesn’t really count, but I was obsessed with this trailer because of the haunting feeling of this song’s remix:

As long as we have the Spiedie, marinade and old Italian stereotype mascots still, we’ll be alright.

We should have been the Binghamton Spiedies (Speedys?).

What’s Will Ferrell doing here?

Is that Walter White cooking that blue meth?

He also is dating Aidy Bryant and can be seen in the opening credits of SNL.

what’s a hap and where do I get one?

Don’t worry guys, pornhub is still up.

I’m too old to play on the hardest difficulty. Hell, I usually play on the easiest difficulty. I like bum rushing through a game and destroying everything as quick as possible. I did this with Halo, GoW and Tomb Raider.

Leon Washington did this a few time with the Jets.

I lost RG3. This in fact saved my fantasy team.

I have a similar grievance with the word “FIRE”. I pronounce it as two syllables (“fy-er”) but I’m pretty sure Mr. Oxford says it’s one. Which I say is bullshit.