What I got out of this article is that I should really be selling my Zelda amiibo collection on the secondary market.

I just assumed it was a fancier way for saying “power-nap”. I couldn’t be more wrong.

what else might one pull out of this hypothetical bag?

It’s time for you to choose, the bullet or the chapstick

He’ll be a Rumble Pony in no time.

Kobe Buffalomeat would have won the popular vote if wasn’t for all the illegals voting.

needs Super Bomberman

what a Messi landing

I gave star #169 and I chuckled.

I don’t play fighting games so I don’t know the mechanics but I think if the teabagging occurs during the match (as shown in the gif above), it’s fair game since it’s being used as a baiting tactic and the opponent can do something about it. If it’s used after a player is knocked out and then done on a lifeless body,…

I think they are scales. He is obviously a reptile man.

I think they are scales. He is obviously a reptile man.

You can’t kill character actress Margo Martindale!

Ryan Giggs was a player-coach at Man United 3 years ago.

Was Nick Patrick the ref? That was a fast count if I’ve ever seen one.

You certainly need to be willing to suspend disbelief to enjoy it to the max. Wrestling is fun because it’s often filled with surprises, even if the surprises are baffling and frustrating booking decisions.

I’ve been getting too many blood moons. My favorite was when I got 3 in one night, 2 within 8 seconds of each other.

After further review, the presumed innocence of the defendant STANDS.

Polish Horseshoes *requires* you to have a beer in hand.

Since it’s easy to mod the NES Classic to have the entire NES library, they probably feared people would hack their Classics rather than buy from the Virtual Console which hurts sales.