The best part was that JBL wouldn’t shut up about how it was a waste of a beer. One of the few times I’d agree with him.

Here is my cat Cambria “gummy-bearing”. Both my cats do this a lot.

Is she wearing pajamas?

What could be greater than golf with a gator?

Last year was a travesty. I’ve got my pitchfork ready again this year.

T-Nasty sounds more like the name of a pornstar than a superhero.

I’d be bummed if I was a PSG fan, but not because of the guy at the top.

I love that one comedy, Terminator 2.

I really hope “Take the Draw” got his name from the movie Searching For Bobby Fischer. I still sometimes quote that line in a lispy voice.

Wasn’t Terminus the place in the Walking Dead with the cannibals? Maybe instead of the cringe-worthy “we will stomp you out chant”, they can change it to “we will eat you out” ...

Real fans don’t need drums.

I actually just beat Earthbound last night after buying it on eBay for SNES and then waiting two years to actually play it. It’s a fun game which took me about 30 hours to beat. It requires a fair amount of grinding which I always liked as a kid, but now since I’m in my 30s, I find it tedious.

I feel like Abe Simpson when it comes to these Compete articles.

I was a beast at Goldeneye. Look at my screen all you want, it wont help you. 

Oooo, Goldeneye was mentioned in the article. A game I finally know!

My Dad always taught me that UPS stood for Useless Piece of Shit. Thanks Dad!

I watched Bad Moms on my last flight which had a full frontal scene which caught me off guard.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?