"Quit yer bellyachin', Buck Rogers, it's just a diver's watch!"

Jingle All The Way remains a holiday staple because it has a moral everyone can relate to: if you give your family the best presents possible, you won't get cuckolded by your neighbor.

Is there anything worse than TGI Fridays? I've been to three different locations and each time both the service and food were awful. The third time I didn't even order anything, just watched as my friends were subjected to a gauntlet of greasy, nightmarish food served at an equally nightmarish pace. Fuck that place.…

I feel much the same way about Ben/Leslie, it felt too forced to me right from the beginning. The minute they went to go get beers together a couple episodes after Ben and Chris were introduced I saw right through what the writers were doing and was immediately turned off. We barely even know this guy and yet he and…

I'm sure it'll have a little something for daddy.

Your all wet

I'm a little baby and I love to pee and poo

Is this the kind of man we hire these days? He's a total liability!

Ptooey.

Come on fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me. Tryin' to play like
YOU
KNOW
ME

What? They don't got no Turbografx games?!

LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS…'d

Del Taco?

It's obvious that she's doing this ironically, but her dedication to the bit takes it to another level of irony. Conceptually it's lacking, but B+ for effort.

I don't think there's ever been a segment where Nathan has come this close to breaking character. I was just as stunned as he was that this woman was going along with all this exorcism shit (when I wasn't laughing hysterically).

I love when people get really aggressively upset with Nathan, he just keeps egging them on with perfect little snide remarks till they're as frustrated as possible. He has this shit down to a science.

The only episode I had to pause was the fake dating show. Everything about it was so uncomfortable and I felt so genuinely bad for the girls, I just had to look away. I barreled through, but just barely.

Th-these aren't tears, it's just dusty in here

I'm convinced this is a coup to help Sony get a Community season six
pick up. Once all the movers and shakers in Hollywood see that the AV
Club named Community a better show than Breaking Bad, everyone will be
rushing to get those rights! I see through your subterfuge, Erik Adams.

Jamie Lee Curtis in brown face as Abed.