Great job insinuating this lawsuit is stupid and/or frivolous by using ginger ale as your first example...what with the multiple successful class action lawsuits against Canada Dry and others. This suit against Starbucks is wildly different than your trite examples, and actually has merit. Ya know how movie theaters…

Reason #358 why there are ONLY: Chicago-style (either one), New York-style, and then garbage regional pizzas.

So you somehow dove into one of the most well known media series in the last 30 years....without knowing it was a series?  That isn’t because you didn’t read the books; that’s just basic media literacy.  

There’s also approximately Fifty-’leven Bond films...there are what, 8 Potters counting the split ending?

But MLE has no material bearing on food insecurity.  Just like every dipshit 80s/90s parent that pretended their kid throwing a food was taking food out of the mouth of a starving orphan.  That is extremely not how any of this works.

Thank god you let us know not to try to eat 60+ hot dogs in 10 minutes as it might be unhealthy.  I’ll keep that in mind when I’m released from jail because watching the UFC normalized knocking out strangers.

...could it be that’s because mass shootings are both a uniquely American and ACTUAL problem?  Tell me how eating contests are a serious American problem after you Google Takeru Kobayashi.  I’ll wait while you see what huge celeb he is in Japan.

I wonder how many of these reviews were locals complaining about their own spots that they hate going to because of tourists. As a local to Navy Pier, I’d 100% call it an overpriced tourist trap that’s barely worth even wandering around without spending money. BUT if I have people in Chicago for the first time, I’ll…

Once again, evidence here that 10s (Sophie) shouldn’t fuck 6s (any JoBro)

However unlikely, is it not possible that her “reasonable” position leads to ancillary benefits without harming the pro-choice cause?  Like, if progressives (or whatever we want to identify as) like us keep fighting for abortion access, and Mace moves the needle on post-natal care or adoption access or whatever, her…

To be fair, women want and should have the option to get abortion without any hoops to jump through at all...but I’ve never met anyone who wants to make a decision to have an abortion because the implication is it would therefore (for whatever reason) be an unwanted pregnancy. In which case, any sane person would…

Well, now when we hear that DeSantis plans to tag Matt Gaetz as his VP running mate we’ll know it’s for Gaetz’s experience handling minors

“The Las Vegas community is irrelevant to Formula One.” I too set my sights on being the 8th most popular sport in a country because IDGAF about the “community”....hilariously (not hilarious at all) that was the attitude F1 had when they said “apartheid? What apartheid?” and held events in South Africa in the early…

For millionth time: both sides of this are completely wrong. The supposed locals are too stupid to be treated with any credulity, but F1 and their history of shitbaggery is being laughably stupid on purpose and deserves to catch all of the shit for this.

Exactly...but yet, here we are watching people bend over backwards to defend F1 just because *gasp* a bunch of randos on the internet are fucking stupid and don’t know words. Like, it is very clearly everyone’s fault: these locals are too stupid to be humored, but F1 is a largely shitty organization and is being…

As someone that works more or less in this industry for a company that isn’t evil, Amazon also has no liability unless they choose to take it on for failed deliveries due to fucking hurricanes. So profits would be...better? From not paying any costs to run those routes for a day or two or whatever. Because what are…

How did you come up with such a genius plan without being a multi-billion dollar international entity?

If the shooter was named Sphere, MGM wouldn’t be fucking arrogant and stubborn enough to name their new “thingy” a Sphere.  It would be a globe or  a dome or made up corporate bullshit marketing word.  That’s why the “locals” are fucking idiots for sure, but F1 is absolutely doing this in the hands down shittiest way…

But it’s both...any reasonable person doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously if they even pretend to believe that F1 named anything after a fucking mass shooter.  HOWEVER F1 is being indefensibly lazy to not name it literally anything else or make serious PR efforts to educate the community.  Cuz, sorry to the niche…

If the guy’s last name was Hotel and there weren’t any large public buildings there called Hotel’s prior to the fucking shooting, then yes, American companies would have the wherewithal (driven by greed of course) to call their new building OPENING CLOSE TO THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE TRAGEDY something else.