I am SHOCKED to find Utah has such a stupid local “tradition” of calling ice cream in a cup a milkshake.  I refuse to believe that a state famous for laughably draconian alcohol regs, a stupid fucking lake, racism, and a religion that’s just a fractionally more accepted cult than Scientology is backwards in other ways.

Apparently this decades old fact is news to this gullible New Yorker bravely stepping up to enrich more lawyers for no reason.

I think Lurch, and I share this position, is asserting that people too stupid to realize how advertising has worked for longer than they’ve been alive shouldn’t be enriching lawyers over bullshit. Without an extremely strict and tightly worded actual law, there’s no way around this issue. Every crunchwrap will NEVER…

As long as she is donating at least $50* for every dollar normal people contribute then she can whine about how hard it is to be rich and famous, but until then. Fuck this vapid shitty actress for firing up the drama over putting her hand out for poor strangers to help her “friend”...or ya know, don’t lie about your…

Nope incorrect.  Wishing harm on a politician that intentionally spends YEARS harming thousands if not millions of people is not ghoulish; it’s karma.  Mitch is definitionally a ghoul, and America will objectively be better off when he dies.

“noted stranger to wet pussy”

The China thing is...I don’t want to say legit, but has some legitimacy outside our American RWNJ circuit. There’s a map of the world in the movie, that is clearly cartoon/a mess/intentionally childish, that features a dotted line off China into the South China Sea. Several Asian nations dispute China’s claim to the…

I mean user name/comment synergy here....*chef’s kiss*

Dumb Fuck

Since I’m also greyed here I can respond to this smoothbrained shit without highlighting it...countless people that are demonstrably smarter than you know the vaccine is safe and effective according to the actual scientific and medical evidence.  Additionally, only the stupidest among us believe the vaccine could…

As a hip hop fan but clearly not a member of the culture, I can’t argue your point about cultural relevance at all. I just see Cardi as doing what Nicki did years ago with the benefit of recency bias...and I mean you refer to Cardi as evolving from Nicki’s style/persona. I’m just personally a big Nicki fan, but I…

Get the fuck out of here Skip Bayless

30 seconds obviously can’t capture everything in a 4hr doc, but if the omissions called out from the trailer don’t appear in the doc at all, that’s fucking ridiculous. Telling the story of women in hip hop without ANY of Nicki, Lauryn Hill, Missy, or Foxy Brown is to tell a woefully incomplete story.  The explanation…

This would be valid if Cardi B wasn’t featured.  But since Cardi is Nicki jr....welp.

Bullshit, but thank you for opening the door with insults because: I’m sorry you’re from a cowtown with nothing going on but white people fucking their cousins and their livestock, but it’s called exaggeration for effect. I don’t have to hop over to Jez and swing my dick around screaming “not all men!!!1!11!!!” every…

Hey now, there is no need for the Fast and Furious series to be catching strays here. I’m going to see this pink feminist awesomeness this weekend with the fam, BUT I also enjoy watching neckless meatheads shoot guns, drive fast, and punch stuff.

Is this a #notallsmallstowns response? Yeah, I’ve been to small towns with only the standard amount of racism. However, clearly in this context that’s exactly what the fuck it is.

That seems like a problem to direct at the JezBot that keeps writing articles villainizing the wife.

/s right?

Nah, you don’t have to try this hard to pretend women are infallibly perfect.  This bitch and Sandusky’s wife can roast together when their times come.  She may not be culpable, but she better have a helluva abuse story to not have come forward while your husband was building a full on fucking arsenal and murdering…