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Wrong. I’m an assistant football coach for a private school, and I can’t tell you how easy it is to recognize teams that recruit and are able to give financial incentives to their players. And when those teams smell blood off of a big hit or big play, they just play even harder, further exacerbating the skill and size

Anyone can run. You just need are 250 signatures.

My guess is that they were gambling hardcore on the nostalgia of the thing, cos that’s kinda big at the moment. That that nostalgia smell would just override the smell of the white supremacist trash. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

LOOK AT ME! I SCHEDULED A MEETING WITH ROCKET MAN! OR DID I? TUNE IN TOMORROW ON FOX AT 7AM AND FIND OUT! OR MAYBE ILL KEEP IT A SECRET! MAYBE IM JUST MAKING SHIT UP AS I GO ALONG, WHO KNOWS? NOT ME!

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?

Pauley Perrette seems to relish the drama. Or needs some serious professional help.

Perhaps you’re missing the point?

It’s cute how the young’uns think Beyonce invited Janet Jackson, En Vogue and Salt n Peppa sometimes. I know I’ve left out some people in the middle and before and such (some that wrote their own stuff too).

I read an article years ago that drew a correlation between wealth and ostentatiously large families. Although the few friends I have with 3+ children are just upper middle class.

Are all your best lines from 5 year old memes?

Go to prison? What fantasy land are you living in? Fine on the company that barely impacts it’s margin for the year and all people involved walk.

“I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.” Well, of course she did. When Kim Kardashian used a snake emoji to describe Taylor Swift, it certainly looked like music studios would no longer allow Swift to make millions and millions of dollars for them. (It is a common

As they say, democracy is the theory that the people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Thank you.

Why are you starting a fight here?

I read the article and I honestly don’t want to think too much about what level of awful parenting fuckery it represented so I instead chose to focus on this. Maybe it woke her up on the last ring?

My kid loves this YouTube channel EvanTube - I had to shut that shit down. It’s basically parents who buy their kids various toys (I’m assuming via all of the money they make (1.3 million a year according to google) that they unwrap and I’m sure promptly discard. Other times they’ll buy a fuckton of ice cream and then

I’m sure she’s not the only person. I’d bet there’s a Ravenel Bridge full of women that have a similar story. He’s far and away the worst. I mean, we watched him gaslight a young woman that he impregnated twice on TV to the point where she legit lost her mind, and then he swooped in and took their kids. Not saying