A nice idea, but Trump can’t read.

Shep once said, “Grudges are for losers” and it is such a classic, simple truism that I’ve respected him ever since.

That whole thing was bizarre. I actually hate Stassi and think she is a terrible person, but I found myself feeling BAD for her watching that last night. Good god.

And when Andy Cohen kisses a third dementor, you get Thomas Ravenel.

Hey, friendly reminder.

At this point, I’m wondering if this is just some crazy Kardashian sub-plot (or maybe its own series!) that will be the lead-up to divorce. Like, they’re posting as him so everyone sympathizes with Kim, like how they manipulated the plot/timeline around her last divorce.

way to find something...

The court also found Madsen guilty of sexual assault and desecrating a corpse.

He did not invent the submarine. Or anything else, as near as I can tell.

You know why you have not found another white woman to sit on that motherfucker? Because nobody is dumb enough to do that!”

Sheesh, her face. Smh

Pearson Publishing + Charter Schools ≈ Preznit Donald Trump

It seems entirely possible that the NYT was biased against Clinton and that Clinton’s aides were sexist assholes to female reporters from the NYT. I’m not sure what the tapes are supposed to show unless he recorded every single interaction he had with Chozick.

Maternity wards should just give out badges to men that they can flash people to show they’re legit

I’m so glad he clarified that he was the father of a daughter who was concerned about body image. That changes everything! Plus he’s not the one concerned about body image, guys! It’s his daughter. That’s his inoculation against being called a sexist perv.

On the flip side we don’t have to actually interact with the poors when we shop on Amazon, unlike having to look a WalMart employee in the eye while checking out knowing that they’re probably on food stamps just to survive.

Please, she’s loving this. It’s her career - literally, it’s her career. They all use black men for good and bad storylines. She wants this. It’s why her pimp mother keeps selling ‘leaks’ to People and a couple of other outlets they have exclusive deals with.

Maybe his disinterest in starting a family/being an actively-involved father contributed to their breakup years ago, but he was okay being the donor and being present in a sort of ”honorary uncle”role.

Ah, I will always love About A Boy. Is it the best Hugh Grant movie? I think it might be. And I am a sucker for stupid rom-coms.

Ah, appropriation bingo...