Exactly what I was going to ask. I'm not sure where the joke is in using random words incorrectly…

>John Carpenter
>James Cameron
>Jesus Christ

AVClub really needs a neologism sub-editor to stop its writers from using words like "mansplaining" incorrectly. The doctor in Psycho doesn't explain things to a woman on the assumption that she doesn't know them because she's a woman, he explains things to a group of men and one women, all of whom absolutely do not…

Well done for using the correct terms "remake" and "possession comedy" at least some of the time, AV Club!

I haven't watched the film in a long while but I always figured that could be read as Kenobi saying the stormtroopers knew precisely which part of the sandcrawler to aim at - like they have access to blueprints or whatever - while the Sand People would just fire at random parts of it in the hopes of hitting something…

Phew!

I think Katie means in the original sense of "people saying stuff they don't actually believe, just to wind others up" rather than the new broader meaning of "arseholes"

I'm seein' double here! Four "The"s!

You might retract that upvote if you find out what I'm quoting…

APES! Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder. Just above humans.

I wouldn't want my currency named after a joke in one of the few Pre-Season Nine Mediocre Episodes. Just a string of random gags and pop culture references and the start of the lazy "The Simpsons are going to [X]!" set-up (just because they reference it, doesn't stop it from sucking and blowing).

" will be third in a series of films that also includes the previously announced Kong: Skull Island in 2017 and Godzilla 2 in 2018."

Die Hard 6: Die Harderp

No he's not. He's alive and still working.

He paid for the water, a city official said:

Who?

William Hootkins who portrayed Porkins has also passed away - or am I missing a joke?

Beast is a genius.

You can't reboot a single film. It's a remake.

My favourite of Hopper's SMB-related anecdotes involving his kid is the conversation they had at some point years after the film's release: