Thank you for at least including the relocation services as part of your plan. Can I pick where I go, or will there be a lottery? Please answer at your earliest convenience; I have to know whether or not I’ll need to buy clothes for... what’s it called? Win-ter?

Since no one told you, that is the sexy-as-hell Raylan Givens, from the TV series Justified. He is a quantified badass and you just might love him. Check out the show on Amazon Prime if you have it. May be elsewhere, but I saw it a while back so I have no idea where it’s streaming now. He’s sexy as f*ck though. Mmmmmf.

And now I have fanfiction to write.

The MOST AWESOME fanfiction.