Moving to Panama on Election Day!

I don’t give a shit if he’s right or wrong about lateness. “Dr.” Phil is a shitbag who revels in humiliating others for entertainment. He’s a toxic lump of southern-fried garbage and no one should ever have to hear another word from him again. Anyone mentioning his name in public without dragging him like a legless…

What an evil way to frame executive dysfunction. Shithead.

Jesus he looks like the fucking Mouth of Sauron.

I feel like if the Brits ever ditch the royals and go for a Republic, they shouldn’t make their symbolic Head of State (who also serves to bless parliamentary coalitions) a merely boring “President”. They should call them . . . the Arbiter. 

I LOOOOVVVEEEE Cory, being a Jersey boi myself. My racist AF co-workers always elicit a chuckle from me when they say insane things about him. But most suburban moms get the same tingle I do when they see him. 

I’d say make Shaq president but he’d still have the worst free throw percentage out of all the presidents 

There’s only two ways to get this - either be born at the right time, into a cancelled future where all we have is ironic remove and nonsense as coping tools, or do some high dose mushroom trips and think about the nature of concensus reality and how language is basically magic we use to define the unknowable.

I’m climbing onto my little soap box real fast to point out that “white trash” is racist. It implies that trash people are all non-white as a standard setting, and that the “whiteness” of this trash person makes their trashiness somehow unique and different than standard trash.

* the more you know *

Sam Smith may not be ashamed that they have hair plugs. But they still remain annoying, unlikable and maker of awful music.

Mitch literally cannot fail this country, because his purpose was never to serve the people of America.

This is an awful excuse. This is bare minimum and he didn’t pass it or champion it. It was a Dem lead effort that ended up getting passed in Congress. He just chose not to be a complete failure of a human being to block it. And it STILL left out chunks of Federal Employees. I know my sister, as a fed civil servant,…

Make America great again, he’s been saying it for years. When women could only work as secretaries, and only the pretty, young ones. After that, a woman is only good for birthing sons until she’s traded in for a new one. If you don’t agree, we’ll make laws that say you have to, and our judges will uphold them. 

Guys I have an idea - a channel that lets artists do short form content to stream on mobile devices. Could be huge for things like this that don’t make a natural leap to longform entertainment. Call it Quippy.

This is like the least talented thing I’ve ever heard lol 

I’m at work and fangirl screamed when I saw the author’s name. I’m not sure what stars aligned to have Rep. Katie Porter posting direct to Jez, but I love this idea and would love to see more.

I spend enough time in leftbook groups to know that this type of humor isn’t popular with kids. Gen Z humor is like 3 layers of post-absurdism, not impressions or lip syncing.

It’s clearly a typo but to be fair, Joan has such a bad track record of mangling or ignoring easily available information in her write-ups that she’s made herself a target for these sorts of things at this stage.

That someone would think Kylie only premiered in 1998 is so. fucking. hilarious! - Oh Joan, someday maybe you’ll get it....