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He does, but it’s only for Jim Boonie. And I’m not sure if he was even in the audience.

I really, really, hate how this avaricious and corrupt family has permeated every single day of my existence for the last four years. I can’t wait until they’re so much background noise, like Alex Jones or Rush Limbaugh. 

Why haven’t I see a single mention of Trump saying “Good” when Biden brought up the fact that Trump’s administration can’t find the parents for over 500 kids at the border? I was absolutely shocked to hear that; Trump actually said the quiet part out loud, and no one is reporting on it. 

When the selling point of a comedy special is ‘loads of celebrity cameos’ you just know its gonna be good.

Impressions is generous.

Here’s my favorite quote about the whole thing: “According to WSJ, Katzenberg suggested that Quibi staffers listen to the Trolls song “Get Back Up Again” (sung by Anna Kendrick) to lift their spirits following the news.” 

Shit, now I feel like an idiot for not having trained any of the horses on my family’s horse farm.

I think there was a time in this country where you could grow up in a bubble and believe the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” crap. If you put your head down and work hard and stay out of trouble the American dream - own a home, yearly vacations, put a couple kids through school, comfortable retirement at 65 -

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sounds like that ABC dude needs to watch “give ‘em the pickle.”

“Kaztenberg is the kind of guy that has emails printed out for him.”

That is one gorgeous cookie

Careers have ebbs and flows, right now she’s riding a crest and she understands that value. Sure, its entitled, petty, etc. But the undercurrent is, she’s the talent, they either want her or they don’t. If she says this thing, that costs them nothing, means something to her, and they’re going to treat her like this on

now GTFO

True, but if they had had a home app, people might have watched it at home.

I’ll have to go through my stack of Jaz disks to find that file.

You know, with the right torchlight the cave paintings, like, totally move.

lol indeed, grant8418. lol indeed.

lol

Hopefully, as Reno 911 is the only thing I’d heard about that I actually wanted to see.

Um, add Tres Leches to this list. I always thought it was incredibly tricky. I know my way around a kitchen. I was "on the line" for 15 of my years in the service industry. But baking is something that I rarely have done. Beyond Sweet Potato Pie and Baked Apples I'm not patient enough for exact measurements required