She never called a 12 year old a cunt. The Onion did that.

Americans have never, ever been good at nuance. So, needless to say, I’m not surprised that everyone has reduced Marie to a lady who is just telling you to throw away all your shit.

I have some Cravings items too. I wasn’t deliberately shopping for her stuff but it met my needs for a reasonable price and it’s still useful today, even with my clumsy ass dropping shit all the time.

I was with you until the whole her husband is a dork, it’s not about race or sex shit. Why do white people always want to tell you it is not about race without checking their internalized racism? I was not born in this country and yet I am always checking how casually racism is imbued into every part of our lives.…

I fucking LOVE my giant cast iron I got from Cravings at Target. Seriously, I use that damned thing every day and I got it on some wild sale (so, under $20!). I’ve had it for months and months and it is still chugging along great, despite me not properly taking care of any cast iron thing any time. It tolerates my…

Marie Kondo changed my life. That is all. 

I usually find Chrissy Tiegen fairly annoying and even in this her “poor me” act was a bit much. But, man, Alison Roman came off so poorly especially in her responses on Twitter.

The Alison thing is such an unforced error on her part. The interviewer did not bring up Chrissy or Marie Kondo. The interviewer did bring up goop and Alison was like, nah, I’m reaching for these two Asian women to shit on instead. Mean girl and cool girl (TM) vibes all rolled into one.

Roxane Gay has one N in her name. 

Very amused that his bio uses the word “rolodexes” in 2020. 

How dare this woman who created a whole style of photography that lots of regular folks love want to be paid? People who do things with broad appeal should suffer, suffer, suffer!!!

Of course she wants people to pay for her work. I know on Jez snarks got to snark but y’all have some odd things to be snarky about. 

Why you do Stedman like that? lol

Right? It isn’t exactly ‘making the bed.’ I do every one of my household chores but will never, ever buy a duvet/cover, again. It’s madness. It’s like trying to evenly stuff fabric with dissolving cotton candy. It brought me to tears, a few times.

How the HEEELLLLLL could you bully Laurie Hernandez?!?!  She looks like a baby kitten!

I was watching the reruns NBC was playing the last few weeks of Olympic Gymnastics, and couldn’t make it through a single program without tearing up. I remember feeling so much joy for all those athletes at the time, but now knowing how much abuse they sustained, even during the Games, I was genuinely in awe of their…

Laurie Hernandez is a gold medalist. She won a team gold in 2016.

*wipes a tear*

I thought Black Gestapo was a lot of fun. It was of course, really bad taste, but that's probably why I was there.